{"id":1030,"date":"2009-02-20T20:27:22","date_gmt":"2009-02-21T02:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/?p=1030"},"modified":"2024-02-20T16:20:15","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T22:20:15","slug":"hide-n-seek-academic-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/fun\/hide-n-seek-academic-style\/","title":{"rendered":"hide-n-seek academic style"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Once all the scientists die and go to heaven, they decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately, Einstein is &#8220;it&#8221; and must count up to 100 before searching.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everyone starts hiding except Newton. He simply draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it, right in front of Einstein.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Einstein counts&#8230;97, 98, 99&#8230;100&#8230; He opens his eyes and sees Newton standing in front.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Newton&#8217;s out&#8230; Newton&#8217;s out&#8230;&#8221; Einstein declares. But Newton denies it, insisting he is not Newton!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All the scientists come out, curious about Newton&#8217;s claim&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How could that be?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Scroll Down<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Proof:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Newton explains:<\/em> &#8220;I am standing in a square with an area of 1m\u00b2. That means I am Newton per meter square. Hence, I am Pascal&#8230; since Newton per meter square equals Pascal. Pascal is OUT!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once all the scientists die and go to heaven, they decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately, Einstein is &#8220;it&#8221; and must count up to 100 before searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton. He simply draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it, right in front of Einstein. Einstein counts&#8230;97, 98, 99&#8230;100&#8230; He opens his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[197,209,158,159,160],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1030"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1857,"href":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030\/revisions\/1857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zachschneider.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}