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Geek Prom 2009

You Can Dance If You Want To…

A Night of Pseudoformal Peer Bonding!

Geeks, nerds, dorks — chances are, you didn’t attend your high school prom. During college, you were so focused on your engineering/math/science degree that other humans barely registered within your domain space. This is your chance to rectify your oversight without yielding to irrational forces of social pressure, and perhaps enrich your symbolic-semantic internodal linkages, as well! (okay, that was actually gibberish) Come to the

Prom Bot Flyer

There will be music, dancing, and some sort of contest based on physical appearance, but we promise that it won’t be excruciating or embarassing! Local tinkerers will bring their latest DIY and hacked gadgets — stuff that you WISH you had made for your High School Science Fair. To attend this fundraiser (see Meta) follow this simple instruction set:

» Obtain advance entry clearance for $15/couple or $10/single. $20/couple or $15/single at the door.

» Prior to GEEK PROM (but not too prior) enhance your physical appearance with

a. hygiene

b. cosmetic adjustment

c. optimized exolayer assembly

» On Saturday June 6th, Utilize a transport medium (non-virtual) to resolve this address:

Co-Prosperity Sphere

3219 S Morgan St.

Chicago, IL

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» Entry clearance will be granted at the door for donations of $20/couple or $15/single, starting at 9 pm Central; unbonded pairs also welcome.

» Open Format:

a. Dancing to Music (live bands and DJ’s)

b. Contests (outfits and exhibits (see contest rules))

c. Imbibe (liquids)

d. Witness / Interact (art, games)

e. Improvise (variable)

f. Communicate (oral/aural)

» This happening will be adjourned at 2 am, and requires remaining participants to anti-swarm.

Meta

PS1 Logo

The GEEK PROM is a fundraiser for Pumping Station: One, a non-for-profit hackerspace in Chicago. The proceeds for this event go towards machine tools and supplies, so that PSOne may host classes, workshops, and other events for the community-at-large, and provide an environment where makers, modders, and hackers of hardware/software projects can unleash their creative madness.

Contest Rules

There are two contests, a Exolayer Pairing contest, and a Science Fair contest, each with a distinct set of rules:

–Exolayer Pairing Contest

To enter, get photographed and enter your information at the photography stand. Vote via approval voting at any point up to midnight using an available terminal or your own web-enabled device. Each entry must consist of two humans, and each pair can only enter once. However, a single human can pair with any number of other humans for additional entries, so long as each combination is unique. Voters are asked to vote based on criteria provided in the voting form. Any outfit is allowable, but you should also be able to dance in it.

–Science Fair Contest

This contest requires that you contact the organizers ahead of time so we can take a look at your display. Your exhibit should be interactive, fun, and self-explanatory (we don’t require you to stand by it all night, unless you want to). If it’s artwork, there should be something geeky/nerdy/science-y about its topic, creation, or significance. Bring your exhibit to the Co-Prosperity Sphere on Thursday June 4th between 6 and 10 pm for early set-up. Anything interactive should be demoed successfully.

Sponsors

Interested in having your brand present at GEEK PROM? Contact us.

50 #nerdpickuplines

  1. I like Battlestar Galactica. Wanna frack?
  2. There is no emoticon for how I’m feeling right now. (This actually was stolen from Comic Book Guy.)
  3. I’d like to put my mechanical pencil in your pocket protector.
  4. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
  5. Let me implement your base members, you are my super-type.
  6. You are my density. (My number one most favorite, I think. I would die if someone said this to me.)
  7. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you.
  8. I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
  9. I wish i was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  10. I must have accidentally hit the keystroke for god-mode, how else could I be staring at an angel?
  11. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
  12. If you keep shifting bits like that, you’re gonna cause a buffer overflow in my pants.
  13. I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding.
  14. You’re so hot you oughtta be in webcomics!
  15. You’re the variable that makes this equation work.
  16. Baby, you’re so hot you denature my proteins.
  17. You make floppy a hard disk.
  18. I can haz u?
  19. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi but not the digits of your phone number?
  20. I have a condom and it’s still in it’s original packaging!
  21. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
  22. Baby, I’ll treat you like my homework–I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long!
  23. I’ve been sent from the future to get you pregnant so our son can save the world.
  24. Wanna be my constant?
  25. Before you came along my heart was a variant. Now it’s a constant.
  26. Wanna super-poke?
  27. My phone number? Easy, it’s the first 10 digits of pi. I moved to St. Louis just to be in the 314 area code.
  28. I wish I were an integral so I could be the space under your curves.
  29. I’d like to be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
  30. If I ever got stuck time-traveling you would always be my constant.
  31. There’s no way to disable this pop-up!
  32. How about I be sine squared and you be cosine squared and together we can be one?
  33. Do you want to get out of here and go somewhere that has WIFI?
  34. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  35. I own an island…in Second Life
  36. 0100100101110011001000000110100101110100001000000110 1000011011110111010000100000011010010110111000100000 0110100001100101011100100110010100101100001000000110 11110111001000100000011001000110111100100000011110010 110111101110101001000000110101001110101011100110111010 0001000000110110101100001011010110110010100100000011 0110101100101001000000111001001100101011000010110110 00110110001111001001000000110111001100101011100100111 011001101111011101010111001100111111  (Translation: “Is it hot in here, or do you just make me really nervous?”)
  37. Baby come over hear so I can CTRL-ALT-DelEAT you!
  38. Let’s go back to my place so you can check out my action figures.
  39. You had me at Hello World
  40. When you do that my CPU overheats
  41. I’m fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon.
  42. Why don’t you come back to my place and break my code …
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  44. You’re hotter than the 2 suns of Tatooine. I’d shave a wookie just for a chance to slip my dianoga in your trash compactor.
  45. I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
  46. Wanna come to my LAN party?
  47. Do you have a feedback button? A++++++ great seller.
  48. If you’re Vista, I’m definitely Vista compatible?
  49. Hey, may I buy you a drink & parse your source code for hyper-links? Oh, but buying you a drink is OK?
  50. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

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