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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . That will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying GO TO HELL

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

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You Can Dance If You Want To…

A Night of Pseudoformal Peer Bonding!

Geeks, nerds, dorks — chances are, you didn’t attend your high school prom. During college, you were so focused on your engineering/math/science degree that other humans barely registered within your domain space. This is your chance to rectify your oversight without yielding to irrational forces of social pressure, and perhaps enrich your symbolic-semantic internodal linkages, as well! (okay, that was actually gibberish) Come to the

There will be music, dancing, and some sort of contest based on physical appearance, but we promise that it won’t be excruciating or embarassing! Local tinkerers will bring their latest DIY and hacked gadgets — stuff that you WISH you had made for your High School Science Fair. To attend this fundraiser (see Meta) follow this simple instruction set:

» Obtain advance entry clearance for $15/couple or $10/single. $20/couple or $15/single at the door.

» Prior to GEEK PROM (but not too prior) enhance your physical appearance with

a. hygiene

b. cosmetic adjustment

c. optimized exolayer assembly

» On Saturday June 6th, Utilize a transport medium (non-virtual) to resolve this address:

Co-Prosperity Sphere

3219 S Morgan St.

Chicago, IL

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» Entry clearance will be granted at the door for donations of $20/couple or $15/single, starting at 9 pm Central; unbonded pairs also welcome.

» Open Format:

a. Dancing to Music (live bands and DJ’s)

b. Contests (outfits and exhibits (see contest rules))

c. Imbibe (liquids)

d. Witness / Interact (art, games)

e. Improvise (variable)

f. Communicate (oral/aural)

» This happening will be adjourned at 2 am, and requires remaining participants to anti-swarm.

Meta

The GEEK PROM is a fundraiser for Pumping Station: One, a non-for-profit hackerspace in Chicago. The proceeds for this event go towards machine tools and supplies, so that PSOne may host classes, workshops, and other events for the community-at-large, and provide an environment where makers, modders, and hackers of hardware/software projects can unleash their creative madness.

Contest Rules

There are two contests, a Exolayer Pairing contest, and a Science Fair contest, each with a distinct set of rules:

–Exolayer Pairing Contest

To enter, get photographed and enter your information at the photography stand. Vote via approval voting at any point up to midnight using an available terminal or your own web-enabled device. Each entry must consist of two humans, and each pair can only enter once. However, a single human can pair with any number of other humans for additional entries, so long as each combination is unique. Voters are asked to vote based on criteria provided in the voting form. Any outfit is allowable, but you should also be able to dance in it.

–Science Fair Contest

This contest requires that you contact the organizers ahead of time so we can take a look at your display. Your exhibit should be interactive, fun, and self-explanatory (we don’t require you to stand by it all night, unless you want to). If it’s artwork, there should be something geeky/nerdy/science-y about its topic, creation, or significance. Bring your exhibit to the Co-Prosperity Sphere on Thursday June 4th between 6 and 10 pm for early set-up. Anything interactive should be demoed successfully.

Sponsors

Interested in having your brand present at GEEK PROM? Contact us.

Alright well this is a little random but I asked someone what “R” stood for and well she replied Thursday. So than I asked, “What is Saturday and Sunday?” she replies “I don’t know I never really thought of that” so what do I do I google it.

The answer is “U” for Sunday and “S” for Saturday.

U – Sunday

M – Monday

T – Tuesday

W – Wednesday

R – Thursday

F – Friday

S – Saturday

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek.  Unfortunately Einstein has to seek and is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching. 

Everyone starts hiding except Newton – he just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rite in front of Einstein. 

Einstein keeps counting……97,98,99…..100…….. 

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front. 

Einstein says “newton’s out..newton’s….out…..” Newton denies and says i am not out. He claims that he is not Newton!! 

All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton………. 

how??????? 

 

 

 

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Proof: 

Newton says: 
I am standing in a square of area 1m square. 
That means i am Newton per meter square. 
Hence i am Pascal….since newton per meter square = Pascal, 
Pascal is OUT.

“Computer Friends” [Stack the Memory] by Sniper Twins feat. Rob Collier