
Unusual but fun date ideas
- Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence.
- Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books.
- Have her dressed up as a ghost and you dress up as Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed, and run off screaming “wocka wock wocka”.
- Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really happen.
- Dress up as superheroes and stop at least one petty crime “ie. jaywalking, littering…”
- Build forts out of furniture and blankets, and wage war with paper airlines.
- Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing.
- Go to the airport, get the cheapest, soonest departing flight to anywhere when you show, and stay there for a weekend.
- Write a piece of fiction together. Outside at a cafe. Ask strangers when you get stuck.
- Dress to the nines, pretend to be married, and test drive very expensive vehicles at an auto dealership.
- Do the lamest tourist thing in your area that you have both secretly wanted to do forever. Have an unabashed good time!
- In the middle of the night, drive to the beach, so you arrive just as the sun is rising. have a breakfast picnic, then fall asleep together. Bring a sun umbrella.
- Drive somewhere unknown and have dinner in a city you’ve never been to. With fake names.
- Go to a minor league baseball game under the stars. Tell each other stories about how bad you are at athletics. Randomly cheer for both teams. Eat lots of Cracker Jacks.
- Go around the city with sidewalk chalk and draw hearts with equations inside on random things.
- Walk around a city and perform short silent plays in front of security cameras.
- With a camera and pair of boots, make photo-log of a day in the life of the invisible man.
- Walk around the city all night and find a place to eat breakfast at dawn.
- Go to a restaurant and convince the cook to create something completely new for you.
- Rent a movie you’ve never seen before. Set on mute and improvise the dialogue.
Nine Words Women Use
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . That will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying GO TO HELL
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
Geek Prom 2009
You Can Dance If You Want To…
A Night of Pseudoformal Peer Bonding!
Geeks, nerds, dorks — chances are, you didn’t attend your high school prom. During college, you were so focused on your engineering/math/science degree that other humans barely registered within your domain space. This is your chance to rectify your oversight without yielding to irrational forces of social pressure, and perhaps enrich your symbolic-semantic internodal linkages, as well! (okay, that was actually gibberish) Come to the
There will be music, dancing, and some sort of contest based on physical appearance, but we promise that it won’t be excruciating or embarassing! Local tinkerers will bring their latest DIY and hacked gadgets — stuff that you WISH you had made for your High School Science Fair. To attend this fundraiser (see Meta) follow this simple instruction set:
» Obtain advance entry clearance for $15/couple or $10/single. $20/couple or $15/single at the door.
» Prior to GEEK PROM (but not too prior) enhance your physical appearance with
a. hygiene
b. cosmetic adjustment
c. optimized exolayer assembly
» On Saturday June 6th, Utilize a transport medium (non-virtual) to resolve this address:
Co-Prosperity Sphere
3219 S Morgan St.
Chicago, IL
» Entry clearance will be granted at the door for donations of $20/couple or $15/single, starting at 9 pm Central; unbonded pairs also welcome.
» Open Format:
a. Dancing to Music (live bands and DJ’s)
b. Contests (outfits and exhibits (see contest rules))
c. Imbibe (liquids)
d. Witness / Interact (art, games)
e. Improvise (variable)
f. Communicate (oral/aural)
» This happening will be adjourned at 2 am, and requires remaining participants to anti-swarm.
The GEEK PROM is a fundraiser for Pumping Station: One, a non-for-profit hackerspace in Chicago. The proceeds for this event go towards machine tools and supplies, so that PSOne may host classes, workshops, and other events for the community-at-large, and provide an environment where makers, modders, and hackers of hardware/software projects can unleash their creative madness.
There are two contests, a Exolayer Pairing contest, and a Science Fair contest, each with a distinct set of rules:
–Exolayer Pairing Contest
To enter, get photographed and enter your information at the photography stand. Vote via approval voting at any point up to midnight using an available terminal or your own web-enabled device. Each entry must consist of two humans, and each pair can only enter once. However, a single human can pair with any number of other humans for additional entries, so long as each combination is unique. Voters are asked to vote based on criteria provided in the voting form. Any outfit is allowable, but you should also be able to dance in it.
–Science Fair Contest
This contest requires that you contact the organizers ahead of time so we can take a look at your display. Your exhibit should be interactive, fun, and self-explanatory (we don’t require you to stand by it all night, unless you want to). If it’s artwork, there should be something geeky/nerdy/science-y about its topic, creation, or significance. Bring your exhibit to the Co-Prosperity Sphere on Thursday June 4th between 6 and 10 pm for early set-up. Anything interactive should be demoed successfully.
Sponsors
Interested in having your brand present at GEEK PROM? Contact us.
UMTWRFS (days of week)
Alright well this is a little random but I asked someone what “R” stood for and well she replied Thursday. So than I asked, “What is Saturday and Sunday?” she replies “I don’t know I never really thought of that” so what do I do I google it.
The answer is “U” for Sunday and “S” for Saturday.
U – Sunday
M – Monday
T – Tuesday
W – Wednesday
R – Thursday
F – Friday
S – Saturday
hide-n-seek academic style
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Â Unfortunately Einstein has to seek and is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching.Â
Everyone starts hiding except Newton – he just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rite in front of Einstein.Â
Einstein keeps counting……97,98,99…..100……..Â
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.Â
Einstein says “newton’s out..newton’s….out…..” Newton denies and says i am not out. He claims that he is not Newton!!Â
All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton……….Â
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Newton says:Â
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.Â
That means i am Newton per meter square.Â
Hence i am Pascal….since newton per meter square = Pascal,Â
Pascal is OUT.


