Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek.  Unfortunately Einstein has to seek and is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton – he just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rite in front of Einstein. Einstein keeps [...]
50 #nerdpickuplines
I like Battlestar Galactica. Wanna frack? There is no emoticon for how I’m feeling right now. (This actually was stolen from Comic Book Guy.) I’d like to put my mechanical pencil in your pocket protector. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1. Let me implement your base members, you are my super-type. [...]
Hardware or Software Firewall??
This blog post was created as a FYI based from a prior conversation from this weekend and to prove a point. I really hate people who think they know everything about something they don’t have a clue about (just a small pet pieve of mine, I don’t care for liars or ignorant people). A firewall is a [...]
Installing LAMPP on Linux/ Ubuntu
The acronym LAMP refers to a solution stack of software, usually free and open source software, used to run dynamic Web sites or servers. The original expansion is as follows: Linux, referring to the operating system; Apache, the web server; MySQL, the database management system (or database server); PHP or others, i.e., Perl, Python, the [...]