Why Baseball Is the Greatest Sport on Earth By Kristopher Kaiyala Baseball has become an easy target in recent years. From complaints about rampant steroid use to games taking too long to owners and a commissioner loathe to address pressing issues or to embrace the future, critics are more than happy to proclaim America’s national [...]
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Quotes for today
Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them. There’s many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. – Flannery O’Connor The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn’t commit when [...]
quotes, writings146 Cheesy Pickup Lines
1. Cheese: Squirm in your chair cheesy. 2. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. 3. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 4. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? 5. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here. 6. Are [...]
cheesy, pickup linesShall I Sell the Boat?
Saturday morning I got up early (4:00am), dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and [...]
The Rejection Hotline
Summer is here and well for those who just can’t say no, these phone numbers can say no for you! ALABAMA 205-383-1788 (Birmingham) 334-541-0107 ARIZONA 520-792-6430 (Tucson) 602-230-4210 ARKANSAS 501-340-3896 CALIFORNIA 310-217-7638 (Los Angeles) 408-236-2060 (San Jose) 415-356-9833 (San Francisco) 858-492-8002 (San Diego) 916-733-1550 (Sacramento) COLORADO 303-607-7527 (Denver) 719-359-8077 (Colorado Springs) 720-259-1388 (Denver) CONNECTICUT 860-398-5163 [...]
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy [...]
What I would really like…
But unfortunately….