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		<title>Nine Words Women Use</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Geek Prom 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/geek-prom-2009</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You Can Dance If You Want To&#8230; A Night of Pseudoformal Peer Bonding! Geeks, nerds, dorks &#8212; chances are, you didn&#8217;t attend your high school prom. During college, you were so focused on your engineering/math/science degree that other humans barely registered within your domain space. This is your chance to rectify your oversight without yielding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UPS &#8211; VIRUS WARNING!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Geek]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[UPS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[warning]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Attention Virus Warning We have become aware there is a fraudulent e-mail being sent that says it is coming from UPS and leads the reader to believe that a UPS shipment could not be delivered. The reader is advised to open an attachment reportedly containing a waybill for the shipment to be picked up. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tech Support</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/tech-support</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/tech-support#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 02:18:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I worked in technical support at Silicon Graphics about a year ago, and I was part of the group that was first in line to handle problem calls. Oh, joy. Being only eighteen at the time, my experience in the field of technical support was somewhat limited, but I could still handle my own. Now, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zen Quote</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/zen-quote</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 22:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zen]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rengetsu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We accept the graceful falling of mountain cherry blossoms, but it is much harder for us to fall away from our own attachment to the world. &#8211; Rengetsu]]></description>
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		<title>Quote for today</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/quote-for-today</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/quote-for-today#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 03:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bertrand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elizabeth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kurt]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Russell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Taylor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vonnegut]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. &#8211; Kurt Vonnegut The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they&#8217;re going to have some pretty annoying virtues. &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meaning of Color</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 02:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[black]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cmyk]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[color theory]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zachschneider.com/?p=196</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;Red Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is associated with energy, war, danger, strength, power, determination as well as passion, desire, and love. Red is a very emotionally intense color. It enhances human metabolism, increases respiration rate, and raises blood pressure. It has very high visibility, which is why stop signs, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Baseball Is the Greatest Sport on Earth</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/why-baseball-is-the-greatest-sport-on-earth</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/why-baseball-is-the-greatest-sport-on-earth#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 14:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kaiyala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kristopher]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zachschneider.com/?p=195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why Baseball Is the Greatest Sport on Earth By Kristopher Kaiyala Baseball has become an easy target in recent years. From complaints about rampant steroid use to games taking too long to owners and a commissioner loathe to address pressing issues or to embrace the future, critics are more than happy to proclaim Americaâ€™s national [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quotes for today</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/quotes-for-today</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/quotes-for-today#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 14:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[writings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everywhere I go I&#8217;m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don&#8217;t stifle enough of them. There&#8217;s many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. &#8211; Flannery O&#8217;Connor The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn&#8217;t commit when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>146 Cheesy Pickup Lines</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/146-cheesy-pickup-lines</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/146-cheesy-pickup-lines#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cheesy]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zachschneider.com/?p=175</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Cheese: Squirm in your chair cheesy. 2. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. 3. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 4. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? 5. Are you lost ma&#8217;am? Because heaven is a long way from here. 6. Are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shall I Sell the Boat?</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/shall-i-sell-the-boat</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/shall-i-sell-the-boat#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zachschneider.com/?p=174</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Saturday morning I got up early (4:00am), dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Rejection Hotline</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/the-rejection-hotline</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/the-rejection-hotline#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cell Phones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Summer is here and well for those who just can&#8217;t say no, these phone numbers can say no for you! ALABAMA 205-383-1788 (Birmingham) 334-541-0107 ARIZONA 520-792-6430 (Tucson) 602-230-4210 ARKANSAS 501-340-3896 CALIFORNIA 310-217-7638 (Los Angeles) 408-236-2060 (San Jose) 415-356-9833 (San Francisco) 858-492-8002 (San Diego) 916-733-1550 (Sacramento) COLORADO 303-607-7527 (Denver) 719-359-8077 (Colorado Springs) 720-259-1388 (Denver) CONNECTICUT 860-398-5163 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE ROAD NOT TAKEN</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/the-road-not-taken</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/the-road-not-taken#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zachschneider.com/?p=170</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I would really like&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/what-i-would-really-like</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/what-i-would-really-like#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mountain Bike]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[But unfortunately&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>The boss is out</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/the-boss-is-out</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/the-boss-is-out#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zachschneider.com/?p=165</guid>
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		<title>TV Debut</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/tv-debut</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/tv-debut#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 23:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Judge Mathis]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zachschneider.com/?p=149</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I received my phone call today that my taping of Judge Mathis will be airing on February 15th and you can check when it will be on at their website. It should interesting and if some could tape it let me know because I don&#8217;t own a DVR or VCR so just email me if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kellie Pickler Gives an Emotional CMA Performance</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/kellie-pickler-gives-an-emotional-cma-performance</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/kellie-pickler-gives-an-emotional-cma-performance#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<title>I NEED A JOB!!</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/i-need-a-job</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/i-need-a-job#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Windows]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zachschneider.com/?p=136</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I need a job if anyone is hiring Flash or Web developers, Designers email me at me@zachschneider.com]]></description>
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		<title>Wedding Invitations!!</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/wedding-invitations</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/wedding-invitations#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
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		<title>The History of Video Games</title>
		<link>http://www.zachschneider.com/the-history-of-video-games</link>
		<comments>http://www.zachschneider.com/the-history-of-video-games#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
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