- I like Battlestar Galactica. Wanna frack?
- There is no emoticon for how I’m feeling right now. (This actually was stolen from Comic Book Guy.)
- I’d like to put my mechanical pencil in your pocket protector.
- What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
- Let me implement your base members, you are my super-type.
- You are my density. (My number one most favorite, I think. I would die if someone said this to me.)
- Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you.
- I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
- I wish i was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- I must have accidentally hit the keystroke for god-mode, how else could I be staring at an angel?
- According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
- If you keep shifting bits like that, you’re gonna cause a buffer overflow in my pants.
- I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding.
- You’re so hot you oughtta be in webcomics!
- You’re the variable that makes this equation work.
- Baby, you’re so hot you denature my proteins.
- You make floppy a hard disk.
- I can haz u?
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi but not the digits of your phone number?
- I have a condom and it’s still in it’s original packaging!
- You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
- Baby, I’ll treat you like my homework–I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long!
- I’ve been sent from the future to get you pregnant so our son can save the world.
- Wanna be my constant?
- Before you came along my heart was a variant. Now it’s a constant.
- Wanna super-poke?
- My phone number? Easy, it’s the first 10 digits of pi. I moved to St. Louis just to be in the 314 area code.
- I wish I were an integral so I could be the space under your curves.
- I’d like to be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
- If I ever got stuck time-traveling you would always be my constant.
- There’s no way to disable this pop-up!
- How about I be sine squared and you be cosine squared and together we can be one?
- Do you want to get out of here and go somewhere that has WIFI?
- If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- I own an island…in Second Life
- 0100100101110011001000000110100101110100001000000110 1000011011110111010000100000011010010110111000100000 0110100001100101011100100110010100101100001000000110 11110111001000100000011001000110111100100000011110010 110111101110101001000000110101001110101011100110111010 0001000000110110101100001011010110110010100100000011 0110101100101001000000111001001100101011000010110110 00110110001111001001000000110111001100101011100100111 011001101111011101010111001100111111 (Translation: “Is it hot in here, or do you just make me really nervous?”)
- Baby come over hear so I can CTRL-ALT-DelEAT you!
- Let’s go back to my place so you can check out my action figures.
- You had me at Hello World
- When you do that my CPU overheats
- I’m fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon.
- Why don’t you come back to my place and break my code …
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- You’re hotter than the 2 suns of Tatooine. I’d shave a wookie just for a chance to slip my dianoga in your trash compactor.
- I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
- Wanna come to my LAN party?
- Do you have a feedback button? A++++++ great seller.
- If you’re Vista, I’m definitely Vista compatible?
- Hey, may I buy you a drink & parse your source code for hyper-links? Oh, but buying you a drink is OK?
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!