Feb 20 2009

hide-n-seek academic style

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek.  Unfortunately Einstein has to seek and is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching. 

Everyone starts hiding except Newton – he just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rite in front of Einstein. 

Einstein keeps counting……97,98,99…..100…….. 

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front. 

Einstein says “newton’s out..newton’s….out…..” Newton denies and says i am not out. He claims that he is not Newton!! 

All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton………. 

how??????? 

 

 

 

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Proof: 

Newton says: 
I am standing in a square of area 1m square. 
That means i am Newton per meter square. 
Hence i am Pascal….since newton per meter square = Pascal, 
Pascal is OUT.

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Feb 7 2009

50 #nerdpickuplines

  1. I like Battlestar Galactica. Wanna frack?
  2. There is no emoticon for how I’m feeling right now. (This actually was stolen from Comic Book Guy.)
  3. I’d like to put my mechanical pencil in your pocket protector.
  4. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
  5. Let me implement your base members, you are my supertype. 
  6. You are my density. (My number one most favorite, I think. I would die if someone said this to me.)
  7. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you.
  8. I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
  9. I wish i was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  10. I must have accidentally hit the keystroke for god-mode, how else could I be staring at an angel?
  11. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
  12. If you keep shifting bits like that, you’re gonna cause a buffer overflow in my pants.
  13. I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding.
  14. You’re so hot you oughtta be in webcomics!
  15. You’re the variable that makes this equation work.
  16. Baby, you’re so hot you denature my proteins.
  17. You make floppy a hard disk.
  18. I can haz u?
  19. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi but not the digits of your phone number?
  20. I have a condom and it’s still in it’s original packaging!
  21. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
  22. Baby, I’ll treat you like my homework–I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long!
  23. I’ve been sent from the future to get you pregnant so our son can save the world.
  24. Wanna be my constant?
  25. Before you came along my heart was a variant. Now it’s a constant.
  26. Wanna super-poke?
  27. My phone number? Easy, it’s the first 10 digits of pi. I moved to St. Louis just to be in the 314 area code.
  28. I wish I were an integral so I could be the space under your curves.
  29. I’d like to be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
  30. If I ever got stuck time-traveling you would always be my constant.
  31. There’s no way to disable this pop-up!
  32. How about I be sine squared and you be cosine squared and together we can be one?
  33. Do you want to get out of here and go somewhere that has WIFI?
  34. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  35. I own an island…in Second Life
  36. 0100100101110011001000000110100101110100001000000110 1000011011110111010000100000011010010110111000100000 0110100001100101011100100110010100101100001000000110 11110111001000100000011001000110111100100000011110010 110111101110101001000000110101001110101011100110111010 0001000000110110101100001011010110110010100100000011 0110101100101001000000111001001100101011000010110110 00110110001111001001000000110111001100101011100100111 011001101111011101010111001100111111  (Translation: “Is it hot in here, or do you just make me really nervous?”)
  37. baby come over hear so I can CTRL-ALT-DelEAT you!
  38.  Let’s go back to my place so you can check out my action figures. 
  39. You had me at Hello World
  40. when you do that my CPU overheats
  41. I’m fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon.
  42. Why don’t you come back to my place and break my code …
  43. <single /> 
  44. You’re hotter than the 2 suns of Tatooine. I’d shave a wookie just for a chance to slip my dianoga in your trash compactor.
  45. I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
  46. Wanna come to my LAN party?
  47. Do you have a feedback button? A++++++ great seller.
  48. If you’re Vista, I’m definitely Vista compatible?
  49. Hey, may I buy you a drink & parse your source code for hyperlinks? Oh, but buying you a drink is OK? 
  50.  Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

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