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INSTALLING A HUSBAND 

Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 
·        Romance 9.5 and  
·        Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as 

·        NBA 5.0, 
·        NFL 3.0  and 
·         Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

·        Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE, 

First, keep in mind, 
·        Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while  
·        Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the  Guilt 3.0 update. 
·         If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. 
·        Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend 
·        Cooking 3.0 and 
·        Hot Lingerie 7.7. 

Good Luck! 

Tech Support 
 

 

 

 

I had an issue where I would receive an new email notifications when there was no mail so I made envelope tray icon hidden but I didn’t know how to make reappear. So I am posting this because I want to share the knowledge.

Go to Tools – Options in Outlook. Choose “Email Options” on the tab labeled “Preferences.” Then choose “Advanced Email Options.” In this box, go to the
section labeled “When new items arrive in my Inbox” and check the box labeled “Show an envelope icon in the notification area.” When you choose Hide
Envelope in the system tray it essentially un-checks this choice in the email options.

Now I had a crazy dream last night I don’t know if it was the pizza left over I ate or all the stress in my life. Here it goes let me know if anyone knows or can translate this for me thank you.

 It is a Friday or Saturday night and I am getting ready to go out for a night of fun, I step out of my building and begin walking through the park and I look up and the clouds are moving fast and are different colors the wind is still (which never happens). I get to Randolph and begin walking to the loop and everything begins looking like a Dali painting I look to my left and I see the buildings our rocking back and forth and buildings are on fire. All of sudden buildings begin falling from the sky and in the river. All the buildings begin disappearing one after another I look around and I am surrounded in a landfill of rubbish. Out of the corner of my eye I see twisters coming vacuuming up all the scrap and in matters of seconds I am surrounded in a place that looks like Chicago but it is clean and there is no pollution at all. I feel a light breeze against my back I turn around towards the lake and this beautiful woman is walking towards me I can’t see her face. I only can see a silhouette of her sexy body while the sun is beaming behind her as she walks towards me. I put out my hand and once our hands make contact I wake up before I was able to get a glance.

I have now installed the Beta 2 of WordPress 2.7

http://word press.org/development/2008/11/wordpress-27-beta-2/

Everything seemed OK but the my Ajax plug-in didn’t work but besides that so far so good.

 

Look familiar?? A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….

I just thought this was funny, I was looking at some of the New Optiplex PCs and well I received this XML Error.