Archive - March, 2008
Aloisson iPhone Costs $176K, Your Dignity
As a rule, stuff that retails for $499 should not be embellished with 17.75 carats of diamonds, set in 18k white gold and then priced at $176,400. Nonetheless, Peter Aloisson has done exactly that to create the Aloisson designed iPhone. The treatment makes it the most expensive iPhone in the handset’s relatively short history. That’s great and all, but even if you do have more money than I have vacant aerial hair follicles, don’t do it—save your dignity. Paris! Save your dig—hmm, that’d be a pointless plea. Catch another shot after the jump.
I think
I THINK YOU’RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS…
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken back because he
can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, ‘Do you know me?’ To which
she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, ‘My God, are you the stripper from
my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’ m your son’s
teacher.’