An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied, […]
Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded. In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles. In one town in California, there is a $600 fine for detonating a nuclear weapon inside city limits. About a third […]
Now, meeting women isn’t very difficult: you go “out” (wherever that is in your town), dress nice, don’t be ugly, and say things that make people laugh. Follow these instructions correctly and you’ll be ankle-deep in vagina before you know it. My purpose in all this is to help you weed through your suitors to […]
Bundle up, pack a dinner picnic, and head to the park for some stargazing. Watch Contact (for the millionth time). Go to a science museum. Hit the natural history museum and check out your favorite dino bones. Go retro — grab a roll of quarters, a slice or two, and hit the pizza parlor arcade. […]
Command Description /add [Skype Name] Adds a contact to the chat. For instance: /add alex_cooper1 will add that member to the chat. /alertsoff Disable message alert notifications. /alertson [text] Allows you to specify exactly what needs to appear in a chat for the chat to pop up. For example, /alertson London will only alert you when […]
I am currently participating in an event called the Downtown Dash where I am raising awareness and money for JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation).